The Site to Read When You're Taking Your Morning Shit.

Creampies are the natural and preferred way to have sex and to tape a porn scene. Facials are a false, fake and an unnatural way of having sex and an unnatural way to end a porn scene. If the human race had been having sex with nothing but facials, the human race would have died out long ago. So would you facial fanatics keep on having facials in your personal lives and just die out.